Rookhope’s Walking Rules
- Buy your Mars bar at Salah’s shop.
- Have a cup of coffee afterwards with Ken and Scott in the Inn.
- Leave your car for service at Barry’s garage while you’re away.
- Drop your litter in Stanhope – as if they’d notice.
- Vote for John Shuttleworth.
- In gratitude move to Rookhope and fill the school with your babies.
- Don’t be the Rookhope Bore
- Don’t mention Wainwright.
- Don’t ramble on.