Rookhope's Walking Rules

The rules of walking in Rookhope are:

1. Buy your Mars bar at Salah’s shop.
2. Have a cup of coffee afterwards with Ken and Scott in the Inn.
3. Leave your car for service at Barry’s garage while you’re away.
4. Drop your litter in Stanhope – as if they’d notice.
5. Vote for John Shuttleworth.
6. In gratitude move to Rookhope and fill the school with your babies.
7. Don’t be the Rookhope Bore
8. Don’t mention Wainwright.
9. Don’t ramble on.

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